Sniffling Cheese Sniffing dog Nabs Cheese Nappers

Pretty cheesy I would say to have Canadian police constables profiting from the smuggling of illicit cheeses. Apparently it was the stinkiest cheeses, the Taleggio, the Epoisses, the Pont l'Evêque, the Limburger and the Stinking Bishop, soft cheeses all, which gave the game away. Despite what you might read elsewhere, the smugglers counted on the fact that the Canadian cheese smelling dog at the border had a notorious head cold which should have made him incapable of honing onto the cheeses. However this particular shipment of cheeses was so maliciously malodorous, so obnoxiously odoriferous and so painfully pungent that even the decidedly inclement cheese smelling dog could not be fooled. The cheese napping career of our scandalous constables was nipped by a sniffling sniffer and all remains well at the Canadian border. http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/09/24/cops-suspect-something-stinks-in-niagara-cheese-caper/